|Short Christmas Jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !
Who delivers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !
Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty !
How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
The letter "D" !
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !