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Letter from Santa
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2 Darn Cold Street
The North Pole,
Canada
H0H 0H0
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
during the year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make
some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going
to bring you all the gifts from "The Twelve Days of Christmas", but we
had a little problem up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all
come down with "VD" from fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The
eleven lords a leaping have knocked up the eight maids a milking, and
the nine pipers playing, have been arrested for doing weird things to
the seven swans a swimming. The six geese a laying, four calling birds,
three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree,
have me up to my butt in bird crap.
On top of all this, Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, eight of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those
dumb ass Newfoundlanders have re-scheduled Christmas for the 5th of
February.
Sincerely,
Santa
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