One day a man walked into a bar and sat down next to a guy with a parrot
on his shoulder.
The bartender said, "Cute parrot, does he talk?"
The guy with the parrot says, "He does more than just talk, watch." The
guy lit a match and placed it under the parrots left foot. Then the
parrot started singing "Jingle Bells", it was a Christmas Parrot.
The guy then placed the match under the right foot and the parrot then
started to sing "The 12 days of Christmas."
The bartender said, "That's incredible". He then asked, "What does he
say when you place them between his feet?"
The guy said, "You know I never tried that, let's see."
When the match was placed between the feet of the parrot the parrot
began to sing a familiar tune... "Chesnuts roasting on an open fire."